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Kale Essentials

Welcome to the Kale Essentials Lab Review. You're one step closer to understanding your health and taking action with personalized, root-cause recommendations from our clinical team.

1 | Cortisol Saliva Test

Take at-home, 4-point collection to assess cortisol and DHEA levels for insight into adrenal function and stress patterns.

2 | Personalized Saliva Test Kit

Your results will be reviewed by the Kale Health clinical team using our proprietary method focused on optimal, not just normal, ranges.

3 | Custom Kale Health Protocol + Adjustments

Receive a personalized plan that includes supplement, nutrition, and lifestyle recommendations based on your health history and your unique lab results.

4 | Regulated Nervous System

This is a perfect introductory package to understand your nervous system health and get advanced personalized insights from our clinical team.

Please note: This is a self-guided package. It does not include phone or video consultations, direct messaging, follow-up communication, or protocol changes after delivery.

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​Kale Health is a Functional Wellness Practice. Our services focus on nutrition, lifestyle, and functional wellness support. We do not diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease. All medical decisions, diagnoses, and treatments should be managed by your licensed medical provider.

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While our Naturopathic Physicians and Registered Dietitians hold licenses in certain states, all services provided by Kale Health are for educational and wellness purposes only. Our team does not operate in a medical capacity.

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