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​Kale Health is a Functional Wellness Practice. Our services focus on nutrition, lifestyle, and functional wellness support. We do not diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease. All medical decisions, diagnoses, and treatments should be managed by your licensed medical provider.

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While our Naturopathic Physicians and Registered Dietitians hold licenses in certain states, all services provided by Kale Health are for educational and wellness purposes only. Our team does not operate in a medical capacity.

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Using Affirm: Rates from 0–36% APR. Payment options through Affirm are subject to an eligibility check and are provided by these lending partners: affirm.com/lenders. Options depend on your purchase amount, and a down payment may be required. CA residents: Loans by Affirm Loan Services, LLC are made or arranged pursuant to a California Finance Lenders Law license. For licenses and disclosures, see affirm.com/licenses. For example, a $800 purchase could be split into 12 monthly payments of $72.21 at 15% APR or 4 interest free payments of $200 every 2 weeks. For more info on how to use Affirm, please go to https://www.affirm.com/how-it-works.

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